Eragon-themed AIM Away Messages

- My dragon is flatulent and it is burning the house down!  Apparently fire comes out both ways.
- UPS dragon egg delivery.
- Trying to crack open a dragon's egg... This could take a while.
- My egg is hatching...  I shall call you Opalia!
- Off arm-wrestling my dragon.  Anyone else game?
- My dragon ate me... anyone care to help?
- Not here. Leave me a message or my dragon will eat you.
- Lost in the Spine... How I got this away message up is a mythological question that only I can answer. FEAR MY POWER.
- Stepped in a pile of dragon dung.  Like quicksand, it is.
- How many shades does it take to screw in a lightbulb?  Three!  One shade to screw in the lightbulb and two to throw feces at eachother!
- Hello I have created this incredibly long away message with the intention of telling you how wonderful Eragon is but have now decided to tell you the importance of run-on sentences in literature that have nothing to do with the original purpose of the said statement which happens to have absolutely no commas and no end in sight at which point I just need filler simply to lengthen this horribly long away message that has nothing to do with the original topic in mind but of course has no commas as previously stated just to make grammar-nazis angry at the author of this away message that happens to be me but I will not tell you who I am for my own protection against the evil that this world holds that still has nothing to do with Eragon.  Thank you.

Have an away message to send it?  Send it to gregory @ shadeslayer.com (remove spaces) with Away Messages as the subject.

Legal Disclaimer: Shadeslayer.com is an unofficial Inheritance fan site.  We did not create Eragon or any other characters in the Inheritance Cycle.  We have no direct contact with Christopher Paolini, his agents, Random House Press, Fox 2000 or any other related parties.  All content © Shadeslayer.com 2005-2008, unless stated otherwise. Feel free to contact us if you have any questions or concerns.

Shadeslayer.com is non-commercial and hosts advertisements only to pay for hosting, contests and other website-related expenses.

Layout Design by Xaler Studios

PHP Scripting and Coding by Erica